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"Peter's recipe."

DISH:

"I'd like to give you the recipe for curing a heating spouse,a simple one course meal.I haven't tryed it yet,I'm just waiting for the right moment,but it's a simple recipe that anyone can prepare.If you prefer ,instead of spouses this recipe can also be used on journalists, paparazzi photographer and lawyers."

INGREDIENTS:

"Two kilograms sugar,four liter boiled water,cinnamon and vanilla"

COOKING INSTRUCTIONS:

"At bed time when your spouse is asleep,wake up and add the sugar to the boiling water.Allow to boil for ten minutes because that will raise the boiling point from 100 degrees celius to about 200 degrees celius.Quietly remove the pot from the stove and pour over sleeping spouse.If you want to be creative you could add a little cinnamon and vanilla flavouring to the water because that makes it smell nice with burndt flesh."

WHERE TO EAT IT:

"I don't know nothing about eating,but it's best served in the bedroom."

RECCOMENDED DRINK:

"A nice glass of red wine."

MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT WHILE EATING:

"The soundrack to APOCALYPSE NOW."



[ moze troche makabryczne, ale chyba charakterystyczne dla jego poczucia humoru.. ]
[ gdyby ktos nie wiedzial: spouse = malzonek ]